Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.


A tactful wife is the one who makes sure
she spends so much that
her husband can't afford another woman..!!


Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
    Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
    Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
    Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....


Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
    Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
    Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
    Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!


Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
    So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u
   " ye le cigrette pee le"


kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
    kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
    roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
    kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..



Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
    apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
    hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
    hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.


Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
    Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
    Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae


An excellent saying...... ....
"The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."


Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation!
    Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!


  







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